着最后一场辩论的落幕,大选也进入了最后阶段。就在第三场辩论完之后的第二天,川普和希拉里就一同出席了Al Smith Dinner慈善晚宴,原本大家都以为这可能会是辩论的延续,然而两人却相互开起玩笑来了。







You know, Cardinal Dolan and I have some things in common. For instance, we both run impressive properties on Fifth Avenue. Of course, his is much more impressive than mine. That’s because I built mine with my own beautifully formed hands.





It’s great to be here with a thousand wonderful people – or as I call it, a small, intimate dinner with some friends. Or as Hillary calls it, her largest crowd of the season. 





Even tonight, with all of the heated back-and-forth between my opponent and me at the debate last night, we have proven that we can actually be civil to each other. In fact, just before taking the dais, Hillary accidentally bumped into me, and she very civilly said: ‘Pardon me.’

And I very politely replied: ‘Let me talk to you about that after I get into office.’





Michelle Obama gives a speech, and everyone loves it. It’s fantastic. They think she is absolutely great. My wife, Melania, gives the exact same speech and people get on her case.







This is such a special event that I took a break from my rigorous nap schedule … It is a treat for all of you, too, because usually I charge a lot for speeches like this.





There are a lot of friendly faces in this room … I just want to put you all in a basket of adorables. And you look so good in your tuxes – or as I refer to them, formal pantsuits.

And because this dinner is for such a great cause, Donald, if at any time you don’t like what I’m saying, feel free to stand up and shout ‘wrong’ while I’m talking.


在这里有很多很友善的面孔,我想把你们通通放进“可爱篮”里。(曾说支持川普的人应该装在杯具篮basket of deplorables








Come to think of it, it’s amazing I am appearing after Donald. I did not think he would be OK with a peaceful transition of power. And, Donald, after listening to your speech, I will also enjoy listening to Mike Pence deny that you ever gave it.




People look at the Statue of Liberty and see a proud symbol of our history as a nation of immigrants, a beacon of hope for people around the world. Donald looks at the Statue of Liberty and sees a 4, maybe a 5 if she loses the torch and tablet and changes her hair. Come to think of it, you know what would be a good number for a woman? 45.?





People say, and I hear them, they say I’m boring compared to Donald, but I’m not boring at all. In fact, I am the life of every party I attended, and I have been to three.





I had to listen to Donald for three full debates, and he says I don’t have any stamina … That is four and a half hours. I have now stood next to Donald Trump longer than any of his campaign managers.





Donald really is as healthy as a horse – you know, the one that Vladimir Putin rides around on.





I said no to some jokes that I thought were over the line, but I suppose you can judge for yourself on WikiLeaks in the next few days.








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