评：新闻得对照着看。
（联合早报网讯）经常出口成“脏”的菲律宾总统杜特尔特说，他已向上帝保证不再爆粗口。
菲律宾GMA新闻网28日报道，杜特尔特昨天结束对日本的三天访问回到达沃之后召开记者会说，他在从日本飞回菲律宾的航班上，听见上帝向他发出“最后通牒”。
他说，当时机上所有人都在打瞌睡，他突然听到一个声音说：“如果你不停止（骂脏话），我就让飞机掉下来。”
杜特尔特随后问：“是谁在说话？当然，是上帝。”于是他就对上帝承诺，再也不说脏话。
杜特尔特常口出秽言污语，罗马天主教教宗方济各和美国总统奥巴马都被他辱骂过，在公开场合爆粗更是家常便饭。
Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte: God told me to stop swearing
(CNN)Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte, known for his -- ahem -- colorful language, swears he's going to stop swearing.
The inspiration for cleaning up his vocabulary came from God himself, Duterte said, as he was flying back to the Philippines from a state visit to Japan.
"Everybody was asleep, snoring, but a voice said... 'If you don't stop (cursing), I will bring this plane down now.' And I said, 'Who is this?' So, of course, it's God," the President recounted after he landed Thursday at Davao International Airport.
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"So I promised God not to express slang, cuss words and everything," said Duterte -- who recently questioned the existence of God -- adding that a "promise to God is a promise to the Filipino people."
When those in attendance for his arrival speech began to applaud his declaration, he stopped them.
"Don't applaud too much, I might fail," he said.
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Duterte's vernacular has grabbed global headlines for its lack of, well, decorum.
He infamously called both President Barack Obama and Pope Francis a "son of a bitch," declared that the U.S. ambassador to the Philippines was a "gay son of a bitch" -- adding that the ambassador had "pissed him off" -- and told the European Union to "f*ck off," accompanied by the universally understood hand gesture.
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Now the question is... how long can he keep his promise, dammit?
